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First Demotivational Poster


1984 TOYOTA GT CELICA - She was my baby...and yes EVERY Asian boy wanted one! GAWD...I miss that car




SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: first extinction ark humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 12:41 am

Thanks!~
ughomer - April 18, 2012, 6:07 pm
Funny as I'll get out, LG!


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:22 pm
Sounds like wives that can't mind their own business kill as many people as guns. Anyone else take that away from this?
redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!


Fall in love? -




THE FIRST FIVE DAYS - After the weekend are the hardest ...




FIRST MAN IN SPACE -


TAGS: yuri gagarin first man in space
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 3:37 am
Nice! 5L
tellitlikeitis - April 10, 2011, 7:17 pm
I never saw this one, 5 L's for the lack of oxygen.
hasanjon - April 10, 2011, 12:01 pm
it unlikely
hasanjon - April 10, 2011, 12:01 pm
Your A gay wat is wrong with dude
Hawamleh - November 17, 2010, 9:31 am
haha 5ls from me
TheHallow1 - November 17, 2010, 2:33 am
Very unlikely.


MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense


TAGS: meese canada first line defense
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Drall

moooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 8:35 pm
She was carving her initials in th..........freaky deja vu..............mooooooooooooo out.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
Thank god that meese didn't bite your niece....
Sean - May 10, 2009, 8:31 pm
A meese once bit my sisters.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:23 pm
I hate meeses to pieces...es!!! And that's only one moose or is that white spot a mouse?


MOONSHINE - America's First Roofies




RULE 34 -




TOUGH CHILDHOOD -


TAGS: first world problems gameboy calendar
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by caveman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2013, 6:55 pm
I feel sorry for these children. Not having a video game console. First world problems is trying to stay afloat while helping these poor people.
Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 8:50 pm
Is it a tough childhood if you never make it to adulthood? Or just a tough life?
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, quite refreshing, Cave. Always a delight to see yer art.
Reality Lord - April 12, 2012, 5:58 pm

fav'd and fived. flawless


#7 -


TAGS: props to airman for the first 6
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Airman - June 16, 2010, 10:54 am
LOL


BEAUTY - Sure, it's in the eye of the beholder, but I'll still rip your leg off if you say otherwise.


TAGS: wolf beauty first skul leg
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Skulrath

EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 11:58 am
Was this wolf a student at Heidelberg?
Skulrath - October 20, 2011, 5:41 pm
Well thank you!
commander9249 - October 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
nice
CloudchaserS - October 14, 2011, 6:24 am
Oh well, thanx anyway :-)
Skulrath - October 13, 2011, 10:56 am
I have no idea, but I loved it too. I found it on Google while looking up "Wolf". Also, I know the caption and stuff probably isn't too good, but this is my first :D
CloudchaserS - October 13, 2011, 12:39 am
I have got to know who did that art so I can go see more of their works!


WHO SAYS - Video Games don't pay off in real life?


TAGS: video games first person shooter
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Ptwist - November 29, 2009, 11:35 pm
You don't need a headshot with a rifle that big.
Ouch - September 20, 2009, 5:04 pm
BOOM! HEADSHOT!


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by rerun

jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


ORIGINAL GANGSTER SKATERS - You know you are old school if this was your first board


TAGS: original gangster skater first board
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:02 am
1960, San Diego! The second one wasn't rectangular, and had an old, used rink skate pounded flat for it's wheels, rather than sidewalk skates.
Iconoclast - June 12, 2011, 6:11 pm
Old school? No, just old. And we survived without helmets or knee pads or elbow pads.


MINDS - Are like parachutes; they work best when open But make the greatest impact when closed


TAGS: first impression is very important
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Sho

crankyhead - May 19, 2011, 9:24 pm
5pectacular
forseti - May 19, 2011, 4:25 am
awesome!
Sho - May 18, 2011, 11:45 pm
Thx all :)
Feasibly - May 18, 2011, 11:43 pm
That's a 5 for Sho!
crazyman - May 18, 2011, 10:01 pm
My mind just exploded
spacedog - May 18, 2011, 8:01 pm
Boom! 5L


THE ROYAL WEDDING - Katherine, I don't think that is the first kiss the subjects were expecting


TAGS: royal wedding first kiss
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 2, 2011, 2:56 pm
Yeah, it is nice to be able to poke fun at another nations public figures but our own occasionally...
Budog - May 2, 2011, 2:49 pm
Whole lotta slurpin' going on!!!
Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:37 pm
Some choose to see no evil, other prefer to hear no evil.
Brawler - April 30, 2011, 3:19 pm
Royal weddings, always fun to poke fun at:D Good one..


MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red?


TAGS: sooner or later that little guys coat is going to turn bright red wiener dog assignment october first
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:13 pm
well, one of them did
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

some
rerun - January 26, 2010, 8:03 pm

well, they were different, but they did make sone good Motifakes
GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 8:01 pm
and the Psychosis begins...
Sean - October 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Beautiful. *sniff*


FANCY PANDA - I'd love to have a glass of brandy after I finish this bamboo stick.


TAGS: panda my first motifake
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by TestTubeBaby

Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 3:50 pm
Your Boy ?
CpnKangaroo - November 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
gave my boy a hand with his first one


A MAJOR AWARD - Should look great next to all those participation ribbons




I'M NOT SURE - What kind of swallow is that?




SCENE - Bowie did it first.


TAGS: scene bowie first
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by evrae

Cubbybear - April 18, 2010, 3:26 pm
One of my all time favorite films


PERV -


TAGS: at first
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Feasibly - June 13, 2011, 12:27 am
That's not soup....it's melted wax from the candle she's snuffing out with her mouth.
Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 10:51 pm
There's soup in the photo? 5 ladles


PRINCE CHARMING IS DEAD -


TAGS: first fairytale frog herpes payback
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

agdaniele - November 29, 2010, 4:14 pm
Visual balance and form improves any poster. It looks like you didn't make it on your atari 2600 home computer.
foresti - November 29, 2010, 4:03 pm
Monkey wrote: "I only a*sisted with the use of paint to make all the words fit in" THAT'S why it's nice!! :D
Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 3:03 pm

first effort....niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!
autumnspirit - November 28, 2010, 9:20 pm
I guess I forgot to save the title change. PAYBACKS A BITCH
5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 8:55 pm
I am so proud of her, it brought a tear to my eye *sniff* I only assisted with the use of paint to make all the words fit in
rerun - November 28, 2010, 8:50 pm

wow


OH MAH GAWD, - WHY HASN'T I KNOCKED FIRST?!


TAGS: cat scared knocked door first
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by Benlulz

Benlulz - September 14, 2010, 1:40 am
K thx guys ^^
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:17 pm
It took me 3 read-throughs before I got the laugh.... unfortunately, I voted after the first read.
Faceplant31 - September 13, 2010, 3:39 pm
Yea wat they said. IMO it is a decent poster but it is old school internet humor so it wont be liked all to well in this day in age.
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 3:17 pm
makes me want a cheezburger...and to hit you with a broom, or a hammer. j/k, forget the broom. :) there are lots of threads and people to help you, all you have to do is invest a little effort in reading, and don't be afraid to ask a question.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 3:09 pm
:D
5150monkeylove - September 13, 2010, 2:48 pm
check out the forum thread "noob questions" and run ideas by other, more experienced MFers.
Benlulz - September 13, 2010, 2:41 pm
Comment please, i wna know what you guys think of this poster... is it just another lame poster ? is it good? give me tips for my next one , im just a beginner ^^


THE WHO AND THE WHY -




FIRST LOVE -




SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.


TAGS: link shopping high credit limit first credit card oops
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

Freezzy - June 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
Where is the Big Goron Sword!! I demand to know!!
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Ever wonder where he puts it all if he does not have pockets on those tights of his? Yes, this is a rhetorical question. I really don't want to know. Thanks.
Screamin Daemon - December 21, 2009, 9:51 am
So true. I wonder why I never saw it this way before.


IN TWENTY-THREE STATES - Guys Can Marry Their First Cousins As Long As The First Cousin Isn't Another Guy


TAGS: first cousin marraige
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

andy30 - February 13, 2013, 7:53 pm
In MA, NJ, VT, CT and RI you and your gay first cousin can marry.
thatonechick - February 20, 2010, 4:33 pm
No, he probably saw the same news story I did. :
boeweizer - February 20, 2010, 11:24 am
boredom
rerun - February 20, 2010, 10:37 am

why would anybody even search this?


REDSKINS VS... - Okay let's be honest here... do you think anyone watches these games caring if they win?


TAGS: september challenge first ladies of football
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Me_ - December 21, 2009, 6:33 pm
I just wish they would start showing them again. I gots the HD and everything.
agdaniele - September 14, 2009, 3:52 pm
They're not superheroes... they just dress like mine.


CONSCIENCE - They have a hot iron inside the store if you can make it in there.




DENTAL HYGIENE - When your chicklets are that big and obtrusive, they'd better be whiter than an Alaskan's can in January.




OH YA!!! -


TAGS: remember when your first
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 4, 2011, 7:42 pm
Thanks RL, It's good to be back
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:23 pm

awe5ome. love the style bone.
BoneCD - August 3, 2011, 8:18 pm
Hope you were able to clean it up....lmao
champ99 - August 3, 2011, 2:53 pm
Crap,,,I 5pit coffee on my monitor.


IRONY - Is being the person who gets annoyed when drunk people get loud But when you drink, you are the first one to start singing




FAT BASTARD - I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle




RUNNING WITH POINTY OBJECTS - Not Limited to Scissors




FOOLS -


TAGS: first name mister middle name period last name t
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:40 am
Yes!


YOU WHAT??!! -


TAGS: woman fart ladies first date
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Me_ - December 17, 2009, 1:08 pm
Honey it is called a queef. I caused it and because you let me you are eligible for a second date.
ICEMAN - December 16, 2009, 9:07 pm
My dream date.


PLEASE BE SAFE - Always wear a condiment




SO FAST...SO FURIOUS - Because of money, it was all DIY baby! My new rims and killer spoiler, no one could touch this BADASS machine




THE GREEN RANGER - Doesn't do that small-talk stuff with the bitches.


TAGS: oh and brush your teeth first and bring a friend he exclaimed
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

coldinjected - July 12, 2011, 11:27 am
Is today lets bomb super old posters and convos day? Why didn't I get a memo? Oh, and while I'm here, Canada sucks. America sucks. Life sucks. Blah, blah, blah. Contribute please.
mrwhyte - July 11, 2011, 7:48 pm
Your queen of beers tastes like watered down Molson Canadian. Srsly tho who puts 2.5% alcohol in something and then gets drunk off of it.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:31 pm
@Random: We have the King of Beers. Your cheap imitations are but humble servants to its royal greatness.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:30 pm
Canadian bacon is not bacon! It is only ham, round pieces of ham. To thee I say "Nay!" Besides, and I didn't want to bring this up, but we have Jon Stewart. Top that.
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 9:29 pm
He's American Mooooooooo. Gotta remember that. Plus our beer > yours.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 9:28 pm
If I could name one reason after health care and Marijuana that makes Canada superior to the U.s ...It would be bacon.....what are you thinking Bart?
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 9:14 pm
If there was a war between America and Canada, we would WIN! ...because of our superior bacon.
MrRandom - January 2, 2010, 6:57 pm
Nicely timed posters, considering the entire series finally ended less then a week ago. And another part of my childhood dies, yet why won't those horrible horrible memories of everything after the original series?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 5:21 pm
I prefer your national anthem. Musically, I mean. Maybe I'm just jaded.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 5:04 pm
If you push us....we'll be really polite and invite you over for a hot meal.....YOU don't want that my friend......XD.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 5:02 pm
Soooooo, this dis's on the Canadians? I see what you're doing Veggie.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 5:02 pm
He's Canadian.....You got something to say Veg?
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 5:02 pm
*sigh* I'm way off my game. Too much food and drink in the last week. Later all.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 5:01 pm
Power Rangers, Space. It was a 90s show for kids. Where do you live, dude?
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 5:00 pm
Green ranger was a hockey player?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:58 pm
My experiment failed.....because you fuckers wouldn't help.....sorry space, you know I love you.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:58 pm
Space likes cocktail wienies
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:57 pm
Space! If D asterisk C K isn't some sort of candy, we need to talk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:57 pm
You're not helping Bone, Spacedog has a tiny, tiny penis.....his mom told me so.
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 4:57 pm
I've never seen this show, Pro. Was it back in the 80's or did mullets make a come back? *ignoring the cow*
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:55 pm
So does he wipe it mouth with the panties after each bugger...I mean how does that work?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:54 pm
Spacedog sucks dick for bus fare and still walks home.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:53 pm
Spacedog is skimming posters...everyone rag on him...he'll check comments next.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:51 pm
Thanks, Space. 'Preciate it, 'preciate it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:46 pm
I tried to get that in before he commented.....I failed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:45 pm
Hey guys, don't tell him I brought it up....but I hear Spacedog likes to sniff panties and eat boogers.
spacedog - January 2, 2010, 4:45 pm
Nice one, Pro.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:44 pm
Cool.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
PM Veggie.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm
It's the same sh*t, Bone. Same sh*t as the Green Hornet.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:31 pm
Life after that is just a fog
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:29 pm
52...and I only remember the Green Hornet on TV
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:51 pm
I only drink because I tremble If I don't....it makes it harder to type....and "concur".
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:48 pm
God, it's twenty-one down here. O, well...It's more fun to drink when you can get arrested for it...which is why drinking too much is always fun.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:46 pm
Ahhhhh.....to be 19 again. (that's the legal drinking age in my home province) My liver is reminiscing.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm
I'm almost 19...and Goku could totally kick Green Rangers a$s. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:41 pm
How old are you guys?........Veggie is 26, I know that.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Are you serious, Moo? The original version used to be must-see television!
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:37 pm
I used to watch a lot as a kid. I watched some of the newer stuff with my nephew, and it was GOD AWFUL. Mightly Morphing Power Rangers where the shit. 5/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:34 pm
I had to look this up to get the joke....I can't believe you guys are into power Rangers.
Bartimaeus - January 2, 2010, 3:33 pm
The Green Ranger is becoming one of my heroes, pro. You are a born propagandist.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 3:31 pm
Ha! You ass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:29 pm
2 posters on the same topic in one day Veggie?....you should be ashamed. 5L.......XD.


KILLING SPREE -


TAGS: thank you have a nice day forgot to mention the twenty mile drive one way to get there in the first place
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

timebomb - October 21, 2009, 11:12 am
5 Leopards for Haarakkon.
Sean - October 16, 2009, 10:26 pm
A high quality poster with a hilarious disclaimer. This is a brilliant one-of-a-kind Motifake.
Derek - September 1, 2009, 7:28 pm
Snow Leopard! I've been waiting for the upgrade!
Haarakkon - August 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
Turns out 4:15 AM is not a real good time to start even a simple hardware project. Who knew?
Sean - August 12, 2009, 4:44 pm
Great. Lingerie shopping, eh?
LogicDude - August 12, 2009, 11:22 am
Spree candy - love'em! They're like little petrified SweetTarts!
bOB cHIN - August 12, 2009, 10:52 am
Killing Spree...Shopping Spree...Spree...love the word!
spacedog - August 12, 2009, 10:30 am
LOL! Been there.


YEE-HAW!!! - Giddyup, little wiener-doggie! Hah! Time to round up all the tiny livestock! Ride 'em, crabboy!




EVERY CHILD IS AN ARTIST - The problem is how to remain one once he grows up. ~ Pablo Picasso




FIRST ATTEMPT - Sometimes there's no excuse for: "I have done this before sir"


TAGS: worst first attempt thanks rick69
Rating: 4.33/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 4:41 pm
Why thank you Carebear, much appreciated, I try... sometimes something like this surfaces
carebear - March 20, 2012, 4:35 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 4:28 pm
Well... 'strictly speaking' I hope he sent you that due to the humour and not thinking that the pic itself is a fail :/
Rick69 - March 20, 2012, 11:42 am
Pointless now but, strictly speaking, I just yelled "picture of epic fail - stat"... my mate in the next room sent me this link over... so yeah... once again college life rules :D
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 9:20 am
Lol, yes, the idea was not there until the picture made it's way into the... well picture, so I thank you very much and put a thanks in the tags as well if you look closely ;)
Rick69 - March 19, 2012, 6:57 pm
So you actually did use that picture... :)


FIRST IMPRESSION - Never try to impress a woman on the first date, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.




FIRST IMPRESSION -


TAGS: first impression
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - December 29, 2010, 1:28 pm
I've seen this before. New format, same pic & theme.
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2010, 6:57 am
These would have gotten higher ratings if you'd signed in. :) and what eyes?


THE FIRST SIGN OF INFECTION... - I am sorry, but as you can see the infection has reached her heart... Mickitosis is incurable...


TAGS: the first sign of infection mickey mouse plague
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:23 pm
Chompers is known for his hazel nut
BoneCD - May 17, 2010, 9:20 pm
either that or it swallowed the "Tea Bag"
GreyScorpion - May 17, 2010, 9:18 pm
it's just an inflammed Mickey, too much time in the van
ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 8:00 pm
Someone seems to have a mouse fixation.


AMERICA - World's third biggest nation, world's first biggest ego




3D -




NOW WE KNOW - why he hasn't been making Motifakes


TAGS: hammy first time
Rating: 4.96/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 3, 2011, 1:09 am
Fuck, why do I think of it only now!?! Instead of cheeseburgers, it should have been 'turtles'
Hawamleh - September 2, 2011, 5:34 pm
I left her FYI. actually Iceman that sounds so good I'll go whip up some of that right now. Also I heart cheeseburgers.
ICEMAN - September 1, 2011, 11:25 pm
Much more like feta cheese goat burgers w/ deep fried camel grease falafels.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 1, 2011, 6:02 pm
should 5ay: now we know why his GF dumped him
mariand - September 1, 2011, 5:30 pm
LOL...very funny


MY FIRST CAR - Yeah, it was used & kinda old but at least the brakes worked.


TAGS: first car flintstone mobile
Rating: 4.18/5

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rerun - February 11, 2010, 10:51 am

I would love to have this


PEEING YOUR SELF - It's ok Sweetie...just don't do it in the car. No...one saw...i didn't take a picture...it won't be on the internet.




O. S. H. A. - We Don't Need No Stinking O. S. H. A.




INFATUATION -


TAGS: infatuation first kiss roxanne
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Sean - December 7, 2009, 6:12 pm
This is great.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 8:48 pm
thanks produce
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 8:42 pm
Funny stuff, GS. 5.


THE FIRST DATE - Can be a little awkward, if you lied on your e-Harmony profile.




THE TRASH HEAP - Always a good idea to call ahead before you visit!


TAGS: he can see you coming and he shoots first
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

CANADA - August 12, 2009, 10:41 am
like it!


FIRST DAUGHTERS' NIGHTMARES - Even they know their father's stimulus plan is a catastrophic disaster.


TAGS: obama first family stimlus red ink debt politics democrats
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

WTFO - August 16, 2009, 6:32 pm
His daughters are going to a private school, so they are more likely to understand the end results of his massive spending practices on their future lives.
Derek - August 16, 2009, 6:20 pm
Because that cartoon is real life isn't it kiddies?


YOU DA MAN -




DISENCHANTED -


TAGS: monkey love at first sight pick up line
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by spacedog

ICEMAN - August 16, 2010, 1:49 am
That line always works for Aggy. Why not a minky?


INNOVATION -


TAGS: otto liliental first flight wright bros kittyhawk second
Rating: 4.86/5

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hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:04 am
'sniff sniff.., sob sob'.., it makes me proud to be a kiwi..., who said we couldn't fly.., thankyou agdaniele...
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 12:00 am
I was hoping you'd appreciate this. Thank you, sir.
Derek - October 25, 2010, 4:24 pm
Oh yes! Well done.


TAKE IT EASY -


TAGS: safety first girls cubby
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Reality Lord - July 16, 2010, 2:09 pm

she doesn't mean great...she mean HOLY CRAPPOLA THIS IS SO FRICKIN AWESOME!!!!!"
Sparrowgirl - July 16, 2010, 2:17 am
This is great!
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 8:57 pm
LOL...5 wet poodles


ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SUBSTITUTE TEACHER -


TAGS: substitute teacher firstday
Rating: 4.73/5

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Reality Lord - July 14, 2013, 10:52 pm

yup...this is real good.
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:04 pm

This is epic! 5LLLLL and faved!~


A SIMPLE PLAN -


TAGS: carrier launch or first down
Rating: 4.53/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:48 pm
That would be one awfully masochistic woman if so. O.o
hktb40 - November 20, 2011, 10:55 pm
I cannot tell if this is thats what she said joke or not...


BATH NIGHT -


TAGS: that will teach ya to have the boys over without asking first
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

erock - April 13, 2010, 2:42 am
nice one bone!
spacedog - April 9, 2010, 7:59 pm
5Ls Bone. Good one.
Faceplant31 - April 9, 2010, 5:17 pm
One hundred an eighty L's!
ICEMAN - April 9, 2010, 4:11 pm
5 bullseyes


SHHHH -




RED OCTOBER -




THE FIRST TIME - My Motifake Was Approved, Even My Toes Had Smiles On Them




THE FIRST KISS - Is always an awkward moment


TAGS: the first kiss awkward little horse pony
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

rerun - January 10, 2010, 5:57 pm

Damn, I knew this union was too good to be true
Fatt Matt - January 10, 2010, 5:55 pm
And so begins the story of Sarah Jessica Parker.


EVEN THE MARINES - Make way for the Predators




HIS FIRST CAR - Who knew IKEA made automobiles?


TAGS: your first car
Rating: 3.54/5

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boinger - March 14, 2011, 2:04 pm
That actually looks kind of bad-ass. I WANT ONE!!!
jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:41 am
a green eco car !


POTTY TRAINING -


TAGS: first things first
Rating: 3.38/5

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BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:37 pm
*sigh* Bone did a stinker


SAFETY - first?


TAGS: safety first car
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
Easy to mock them... but after you lose a few poles, you'd be taking extra measures, too!


THERE'S AN OLD MAN - Sittin' next to me




PROBABILITIES - The universe laughs at them




"STRAZ" - Is that his last-name? ....nice...




FIRST STEP -




FIRST IMPRESSIONS - Sometimes, you can say the right things at the right times. Other times, you just look like a fool. It happens.


TAGS: chompers dog towel first impressions
Rating: 4.89/5

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ICEMAN - March 19, 2011, 3:47 am
Heh, heh, heh! Fiver.
agdaniele - August 8, 2010, 1:30 am
Couldn't have captioned this better. 5L!


ABBOT & COSTELLO -


TAGS: who s on first
Rating: 4.85/5

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champ99 - August 2, 2011, 2:59 pm
Thanks RL, that is humbling to be sure.
Reality Lord - August 2, 2011, 2:08 pm

awersome...thought it was an airman champ.


ANTICIPATIVE UNEASINESS -


TAGS: girlfriend uneasy first sapphic
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by steph1

pabbp - February 20, 2011, 5:15 am
ooooh i git it
GreyScorpion - February 5, 2011, 9:26 am
FREEZE GOPHER!! You've just stepped into the "shenanigans" zone. One more step and you'll be in neutralized zone.
steph1 - February 5, 2011, 9:23 am
@ TraceyRav3n - so? did google explain it to you? or do you need some practical sample
TraceyRav3n - February 4, 2011, 2:55 pm
i really wish i got this. lol =S Well, off to google Sapphic experience!


OPEN WIDE HONEY -


TAGS: her first marriage was for love and the second for money
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

warface - September 14, 2011, 6:49 pm
Like the boldness of... it. 5L


YOU MIGHT BE A GREYSCORPION... -


TAGS: kentuckian first second cousin family
Rating: 4.43/5

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GreyScorpion - June 2, 2010, 11:04 am
sure, you had to bring that family episode up....Cousin Daisy should have run faster if she didn't want me to catch her. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 10:58 am
ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!!ROR!!!!


WHAT NOT TO SAY AFTER S*X -


TAGS: the first thing her mom said when she caught you baaaaa
Rating: 4.29/5

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GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 12:13 pm
thank you, your 75865 was an inspiration for it
ronsart - January 7, 2010, 12:11 pm
BEST OF THE MONTH! everyone will give 5L Too...congratulations Mr. Scorpion.


FREEDOM -


TAGS: the first ride on your bike spoilt by the police
Rating: 4.29/5

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R.S.Jake - March 18, 2010, 10:49 am
They should be worn, but not mandatory in every state. Go to Idaho, you can get your self killed leaglly there! :)
Cloudchaser - March 17, 2010, 11:40 pm
Helmets are like seatbelts. There is no logical reason to not wear one.


VERBATIM -


TAGS: first trip bangkok surprise shock
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by steph1

Sterrane - November 11, 2011, 3:59 pm
ain't that the truth! Thankfully none of my trips to Thailand look anything like these two!


FIRST CLASS -




FIRST DATES -


TAGS: sushi first dates
Rating: 4.16/5

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forseti - September 25, 2010, 6:57 am
You guys are really really bad people! It was only one time, I was drunk and the room was pretty dark. They even call it dark room...
AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 6:00 pm
forseti, they usually become bi after they become your ex
AdmiralAckbar - September 24, 2010, 3:53 pm
Moo, rofl
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2010, 8:25 am
I'm sure one of the guys you've dated liked chicks as well........JK!
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:19 am
Where can I get a bi Ex??
hootizz - September 24, 2010, 1:59 am
This is BRILLIANT..!! a keeper for sure...
Faceplant31 - September 23, 2010, 11:57 pm
Excellent akbar. 5L
agdaniele - September 23, 2010, 11:34 pm
Game on indeed! 5L!


DON'T YOU HATE IT -


TAGS: the first time you talked the first time you walked and the first time you
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

rerun - January 20, 2010, 7:55 pm

Ouch....I still live in Texas. I have a horse, just need more quarters to start it.
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:49 pm
p.s. congrats to your new assignment. gonna need a fast horse to herd the cats
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:47 pm
I lived in Texas then ;)
rerun - January 20, 2010, 7:42 pm

GS - I had no idea you were from the deep, deep south
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:40 pm
I distinctly remember what her mother said whan she caught us....Baaaaa! 5L


STRIPPERS - I bet these weren't the first thing that came to mind ...




JEB!!! PULL OVER!!! -


TAGS: preachers night out yes i know kung fu devil did this picture first but this is my take on it
Rating: 3.83/5

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R.S.Jake - March 4, 2010, 12:30 pm
@ Airman: LOL! If I'm going to Hell, this isn't the desiding factor, I've been Hell-bound for years! I'm glad for the company though! Kegger! Woooo!
Produceman117 - March 3, 2010, 8:18 pm
Di5gusto.
GreyScorpion - March 3, 2010, 6:43 pm
that is SO WRONG!!! 5L
Airman - March 3, 2010, 6:08 pm
I believe you will be joining the rest of us in hell Jake. It will be a big crowd. 5
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 4:45 pm
great job jake love it. 5 sinners.


SUDDENLY SUSAN -


TAGS: life changing malt moment forgot to logon first time
Rating: 3.63/5

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Derek - December 30, 2009, 1:03 am
It's specific to this site - visit the forum
Cloudchaser - December 30, 2009, 12:02 am
M.A.L.T. = ? Even urbandictionary.com doesn't list it.


YOU NEVER FORGET -




HAMMERHEAD SHARKS -




GRIM [email protected] -


TAGS: grim r per tribute you get to go first
Rating: 3.35/5

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rerun - January 4, 2010, 6:33 am

did I miss a banishment?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2010, 5:00 am
In loving memory of [email protected] reads.."you just couldn't keep your fucking mouth shut"......you'll be missed.....sorta.
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:06 pm
A fitting epitaph.


KNOTTY PINE - Looks more like "Naughty Pine" to me! Just remember to check for bees before you "unlimber your timber"


TAGS: november challenge better check for bees first
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 9:04 am
[email protected] SD and "sappy seconds"!!! Wish I had thought of that for the poster!
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 5:45 pm
LMAO! 5lions
spacedog - November 3, 2009, 5:40 pm
LOL! I'll pass on the sappy seconds.


FIRST BASE -


TAGS: first base king cards good
Rating: 3.16/5

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temp - September 24, 2009, 10:43 pm
True, third base for greybeards is regular sex. Fourth base (score) is anal and a sammich.
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 8:42 am
Maybe on your scale but he's a greybeard and they work WAY faster!!!!
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 2:44 am
wrong base that's third. epic fail


INTRODUCTIONS -


TAGS: announcing the triumphant return of the poster that got me in deep shit with my best friend the first time i posted it
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Airman - October 20, 2010, 10:50 am
you just had to bring that pic up, eh? now I'm all creeped out, and the day is young
CANADA - October 20, 2010, 9:57 am
I wonder who's facebook page he creeped for this picture.
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 2:29 am
....and this is your proof, angus90
Cubbybear - March 6, 2010, 2:29 pm
Do you realize Briton is reading these comment and fapping?....ewwwwww!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:45 pm
LOL... one for the time capsule here!
TheTrashHeap - March 6, 2010, 12:44 pm
It's last comment is soooooo funny. YES please stop talking to me! Pervy geek also would have been a great name for britarded.
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 12:32 pm
On the other hand, this one is probably miles away, too... soliciting pics on some other site.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:27 am
Shenanigans x10.
Narutarded - December 19, 2009, 2:37 am
If you're going to give me attitude for not wanting to be wank fodder for a bunch of pervy geeks, I'll just refuse to talk to you. Is that really what you want?
TheTrashHeap - December 19, 2009, 2:28 am
Shenanigans!
Narutarded - December 19, 2009, 1:56 am
Sorry, Mooooooooooooooooooo , but I'm not going to add to your fap folder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 18, 2009, 11:20 am
More pics! Or I call shenanigans......I also call shotgun and dibs.
Briton of Rose - December 18, 2009, 10:30 am
Okay, okay... She did post one other pic of herself in the forums: http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8461&p=129641#p129641
TheTrashHeap - December 18, 2009, 10:24 am
? hinky definitely hinky.?
Briton of Rose - December 18, 2009, 10:21 am
The forum post was just to explain why there aren't more pictures.
Briton of Rose - December 18, 2009, 10:20 am
The B&W isn't her, it's a picture a photographer friend sent her. But yes, the cosplayer is Naru.
TheTrashHeap - December 18, 2009, 10:16 am
You are saying that the black and white pic on the forum, the cosplay pic, and this one are all Naru?
Briton of Rose - December 18, 2009, 10:10 am
Easy, TTH. First, check this forum post:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8063&p=85167#p85167 Then check this poster she made:http://www.motifake.com/cosplay-demotivational-poster-72879.html
TheTrashHeap - December 18, 2009, 10:04 am
Is this really the only pic of this chick available? It's a good pic but lets see some candid shots! maybe a garden hose fight with a friend?
Screamin Daemon - December 18, 2009, 9:34 am
"Albuquerque". See I can do it too. "Snorkel".
Lovellama - December 15, 2009, 12:50 pm
My pleasure Mooooooooooooo..anytime.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 11:08 am
And I'd like to say "Blarg".....nice trading syllables with you.
Lovellama - December 15, 2009, 11:05 am
I would just like to say "WOW"
silcas - November 25, 2009, 4:07 pm
*drools*
faulty switch - October 15, 2009, 6:38 am
you photograph very well. me on the other hand not so much.
amina - October 11, 2009, 10:24 pm
@DreMagnum- it was a latex suit thank you very much ;p
Briton of Rose - October 11, 2009, 9:56 am
Sorry guys, but I don't photograph well. If you want an example of what I looked like as a kid, see poster #44175. (I was literally identical to Ralphie in the looks department.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 11, 2009, 2:14 am
Isn't this a total repeat? Deja vu!
rerun - October 10, 2009, 4:34 pm

still waiting on a pic of BoR....maybe a couple pic (Safe of course)
Zed - October 10, 2009, 3:45 pm
Which is a shame, but at least we can use our imaginations.
Chompers - October 10, 2009, 2:34 pm
and OD's Camera system
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 1:27 pm
....something about a spandex suit and a toungue.........
Chompers - October 10, 2009, 1:26 pm
and failing, except for Amina, she seems fairly successful
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 12:52 pm
Trust us, we've been trying.......
amina - October 10, 2009, 12:44 pm
guest091 just to let you know... unless your a girl she will have absolutely no intrest in you
Guest091 - October 10, 2009, 11:16 am
Well, she`s a very cute girl. Nice to meet you.


MY FIRST CAR - We never got on well So I took it out back and shot it




FIRST CEDAR FORK RIVER -


TAGS: first cedar fork river baptisism
Rating: 2.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

aesop's folly - October 24, 2009, 1:46 pm
now photoshop some boobs on
CANADA - August 16, 2009, 2:48 pm
but you gota work for this one
AussieLad - August 16, 2009, 6:14 am
just not funny


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